Has my husband finally gone gay?

My husband is a big, fat, crybaby loser but now I'm wondering if he has gone gay. We haven't had sax in almost six years. We have separate bedrooms. We absolutely hate each other and all we do is fight. So last night he's standing in the yard spraying the little trick or treating beggars with the garden hose as they walked by and one of the bigger ones threw an egg at him and smashed it on his head. So my husband starts throwing pine cones at the kid -- all of them in fact. He was screaming and cussing and standing in the street acting like the fool he is when the father of one of the kids he sprayed down came up to him and said he was going to stomp his @ss right there. So my brave husband starts crying and begging not to hit him. Then he starts to twirl around like a damn ballerina with his hands over his head -- he weighs over 400 pounds so you can imagine that sight! Then he starts trying to dance like Michael Jackson and finally just falls down in the street and wets his pants. The father was so disgusted he just walked away shaking his head. What do I do about him? He is a fat loser with a dead end loser job and no self esteem at all. Is he gay or just crazy?